A posthumous profile of Aileen Mehle, aka Suzy, by Bob Colacello in the January Vanity Fair quotes my first-ever cover story for New York Magazine in 1988, “Inside Gossip,” on a catfight among what was then a passel of New York gossip columnists. Colacello confirms something I printed in the very same piece from which he quotes me, which featured Mehle and a certain wealthy New Yorker who had not yet found his signature coif on the cover. It was 1988 and when my editor insisted I print Mehle’s age, I asked her, she replied, “Oh hahahaha,” and so I did the math and called her seventyish. Which VF confirms was precisely right. Yet the effervescent Ms. Mehle never spoke to me again. And so it goes.