The owners of two apartments in the tower at 15 Central Park West are in for a surprise this morning: Page Six has made their homes–together worth considerably more than $40 million–disappear. Reporting that Robert DeNiro has rented two combined units in the condo, both owned by elderly metals magnate Leroy Schecter, the fabled gossip column describes apartment 35 A/B–which it claims is going for a stunning $125,000 a month–as occupying “an entire floor” and “a full floor” in the building. That leaves next-door apartments 35C, currently listed for $29.995 million with Brown Harris Stevens, and 35D in the northern half of the tower in some strange limbo–which will be news to their owners, bankers Michael Lewis of Deutsche Bank and Venezuelan Victor Vargas (tucked in comfortably behind 35DCPW LLC), respectively. Whatever you do fellows, don’t look down!