The head of the co-op board at 740 Park, Charles Porter Stevenson Jr. and his wife, former New York Times reporter Alex Kuczynski are having a baby, sort of, according to Liz Smith. Actually, someone else is having it for them. And La Liz does not reveal if the zygote is comprised of either Kucz ovum or Steven-sperm, but never mind! Why split haploid cells? Congratulations are in order. As are snarky comments from the Kucz Krew at Gawker.