Valentine’s Day is battered Blackstone Group Chairman and 740 Park resident Stephen Schwarzman‘s 61st Birthday.

In his honor (and certainly not to remind anyone of his fab 60th Birthday blowout), today’s New York Post has an online poll (scroll down, on the right side of the page) about how he should spend the night. Unfortunately, going to China to soothe that nation’s jangled nerves over its underwater investment in his company isn’t on the ballot. Also in today’s Post, Liz Smith says The New Yorker’s James Stewart gave Schwarzman “a fairly free ride” in its profile last week. Tough love, Liz.