On April Fool’s Day 1987, a memorial mass was held for Andy Warhol at St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City, followed by an A-List lunch, and I covered both for the New York Times. But my story didn’t run, because a competing department, known as Culture Gulch, also had a reporter there and arts reporter Grace Glueck was a heavyweight compared with the kid from the Style page. But my editor Nancy Newhouse was generous enough to feel bad, and let me offer my report to Details editor Annie Flanders, who published it in her Summer 1987 issue–my one and only appearance in her pages. Annie’s death this week reminded me of the piece and her friend Martha Frankel (who wrote the story on the facing page) was kind enough to photograph the story for me. Click here to read it. It’s a serious, name-dropping celebrity clusterfuck. “Andy would loved this,” said Billy “Name” Linich, who gave me the great last line. “Everybody is here. Everybody.”